Unsolicited (and unauthorized) testimonials:

User1 (name withheld)

This is a great Pitch game and a lot of fun to play. I’m real proud of you son.

User2 (name withheld pending an increasing in allowance)

This is the best computer Pitch game I’ve ever played. I really enjoy playing it.

Do I get my allowance increase now or do I have to wait until the end of the week?